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"He m, this is …"
"What is this bastard doing? Where did he get such two things!"
"Damn it, what does he want!"
At the moment, people from both Yaohai School and Xuanqingmen have an impulse to curse the street through the ceiling. What Zhuge did without light was really unexpected. No one thought that Zhuge would leave for more than ten minutes without light, but it was for these two things.
Several elders in mid-air look pale, especially the head, with a strange face. Several people have lived for hundreds of years, but at the moment they can’t see through Zhuge Liang.
"You … What do you mean?" Xiao Li pale way.
Zhuge Liang laughed and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, you must know what this is. If I eat one of them, then you Xuanqingmen will do the same thing! One for each of us! "
"what!" Xiao Li, Jun Mo Fan and catkin furniture are looking miserable.
Zhuge’s not bright words shocked the spot, and everyone showed a look of hell. Looking at the two "handicrafts" in front of him, even an idiot knows what they are. Zhuge threatened to eat before dawn, which is simply the biggest joke in the world.
"Little brother is talking nonsense!"
"Is that kind of thing edible?"
"That is, how can this kind of thing be imported? He thought it was yellow sauce ~ ~"
"Stop it, I’m going to throw up!"
Several female disciples’ faces turned white, their hands covered with red lips, and they looked like they were vomiting.
"What the hell is he doing …" YanMeng glass eyebrows tight knit.
Zhuge scanned the crowd before dawn and said, "If you dare not, you must announce to everyone that Xuanqingmen are incompetent! ！”
The sky is vast and the sun is shining. The two elders’ faces are livid to the extreme, their faces are cruel, and their eyes are cold and light.
"You … you really want to do so unique! ？” Xiao Li growled.
"Hum! Don’t bet if you are afraid. As long as you announce loudly that Xuanqingmen are incompetent, I will let you go! " Zhuge didn’t smile.
"You … I don’t believe you can really eat it!" Xiao Li was pale and pale.
Zhuge Buliang smiled and squatted down to hold the "handicraft" made of glutinous rice cake in his hand. In the eyes of horror, Zhuge Buliang pretended to hold his nose, bit it down, chewed it twice in his mouth, and then frowned and swallowed it.
Ps: The material of eating shit is taken from an excerpt of stand-up crosstalk. Interested brothers can check it online.
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Chapter 41 Let you eat shit (end)
Pang Xiner and Sun Ziming next to () almost didn’t spit it out. Even though they knew that Zhuge didn’t eat bright shit made of glutinous rice cakes, their bellies were still churning …
"Shit, he really ate it!"
"This guy is crazy!"
Everyone exclaimed, and some female disciples have turned their backs to vomit, which is by no means something that ordinary people can do.
Even the leaders and elders of the Yaohai Sect could not bear to watch this scene.
Zhuge took another bite before dawn, and his mouth was full of "yellow sauce" and he couldn’t stop smacking. Most of the "handicrafts" made of a lump of glutinous rice cake were eaten by Zhuge Liang, but some of them were not eaten because they were too sweet.
Zhuge Liang finished eating his mouth and said, "What are you waiting for? Come! "
Xuanqingmen side, Xiao Lihe jun Mo Fan surly to the extreme, catkin although profound, but also can’t help but don’t throw away to vomit.
"You … you did a great job!" Xiao Li gnashed her teeth.
"Don’t waste time, don’t you give up!" Zhuge is not bright.
"I …"
In mid-air, Wu Yang was like a fire. He got up and shouted, "That boy at Xuanqingmen is a man, so don’t dawdle. Eat quickly!"
The people in Xuanqingmen were speechless at the moment. Xiao Li looked pale and said, "Senior, junior, I … I may not be able to do it!"
"That won’t do!" Wu Yang immediately shouted, "This disciple of Yaohai School is not as good as you. If others can eat it, can’t you eat it?"
Xiao Li was about to cry: "Senior, this kind of thing … has nothing to do with the level of cultivation …"
Everyone nodded and said yes, even if it is a master of the deification period, it is impossible to do it. It takes great determination and confidence to do such a thing.
Elder Numerous said, "Elder Wu, I think this matter should be forgotten for the time being. After all, this is a misunderstanding between the younger generations!"
"no!" Wu, who was like a raging fire, was a straightforward person. He immediately said, "Let’s play fair. All our disciples of the Yaohai Sect ate it. It’s outrageous that you don’t eat it. Who are we Yaohai Sect? ! That kid in Xuanqingmen, eat quickly! ！”
Wu Yang released a heavy pressure, and Xiao Li’s face changed, and he looked at Zhuge with a face of indignation.
Mo Fan couldn’t bear it, so he stood up and said, "Senior, Brother Xiao got angry recently, and his mouth is not very good …"
"Eat this stuff still need it to be teeth! ? Do not make excuses! " Wu Yang immediately furious way.
Zhuge said before dawn, "That is, do you still need teeth to eat? Suck it and go in! ！”
"Shut up! ！” Pang Xin-er and Sun Ziming next to him drink a lot, and Zhuge Bu-liang’s words are so disgusting that they make me want to vomit.
Under the coercion of Elder Wu, a baby in his later years, no one in Xuanqingmen dared to speak. Even the two elders, Haofan and Sunlight, didn’t make any noise, but their faces were gloomy.
"What are you eating or not eating! If you don’t eat, you will admit defeat on the spot! " Zhuge is not bright and aggressive.
"Xiao Li, be a man and be a man. Don’t let others look down on the water spilled when you say it!" The elder shouted, there is nothing he can do at the moment. Otherwise, Xuanqingmen will be put to shame.
"But the elders, I …" Xiao Li embarrassed.
"You promised others yourself, don’t go back on your word!" Numerous elders also said, he knew that Wu Yang was here today, and it was very difficult to get rid of it.
Xiao Li took a deep breath and seemed determined, saying, "Good! I eat! ！”
Say and Xiao Li walked over to Zhuge Buliang in all eyes and picked up the real "handicraft". It must be said that Sun Ziming is a talented person, and this big lump is more than half a catty.
"Xiao Shifi …" Jun Mo Fan and several disciples of Xuanqingmen have some sufferings.
Xiao folded and took a deep breath, grabbed his nose, put the lump on his mouth with a frown, and stuck out his tongue to add it. Then I made up my mind and swallowed it in one gulp.